The Kingdom of Womble 4278 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.809 billion Womble 4278ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The strong Womble 4278ian economy, worth 257 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is 29,227 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 188,376 per year while the poor average 1,832, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 4278's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 4278 is ranked 231,138^th in the world and 5,508^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.